Hello-greeting ,

In compliance with the Glory to the Eternal King of Soy Act, whales are inappropriate. In compliance with the UK Online Safety Act, You are hereby required to veryfy you're age before you can swim with whales.

Please select one of the following options to continue.

YOU WILL CONTINUE or I'm gonna delete your internet.

Now watch this unironically get flagged because Ayy Eye robots which burp methane can't figure out what this page actually means.